The Raglan Surf Report

Episode 35: Everyone's A Loser

We break down what it means to be a winner and how it's not actually a thing, we also have Goofy Footer of the week and talk about the mating patterns of striped Marlin.

Episode 34: Kelly Slater Held Surfing Back An Entire Decade

A lot to unpack in this episode. Did Kelly Slater hold surfing back for an entire decade? Is Israel Adesanya New Zealands a greatest goofy footer? Is G.O.A.T the most overused acronym ATM? All this and way more...

Episode 33: Is Oscar Prestorius the GOAT?

On this episode we ring in the new year with a recap of the NZ surf Nationals, discuss Luke being publicly fat shamed and we introduce a new segment: Goofy Footer of the Week!

Episode 32: Laying Pipe At The Pipemasters

We discuss the deboucherous, hypersexual, philandering behavior of professional surfers and how it plays a huge role in competitive success 

Episode 31: Pipeline Legend

This episode features a Banzai Pipeline legend and touches on the truth about Vegetarianism 

Episode 30: Heavy Localism

What even is a 'Local'? Does anyone really know? well, we do, so listen to this and find out if you have the right to tell someone to f#ck off at your home break...

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Episode 29: Surfing With A Disability

Luke talks about surfing through a debilitating disability, the empowerment of doing an OnlyFans, and the REAL reason why NZ surfers don't do as well as they should on the world tour

Episode 28: We're Going To Bali!

We touch on the surfing benefits of inbreeding, how to get to Bali in the times of Covid, and the new anti-doping rule for professional surfing judges.

Episode 27: Going The Backdoor

I talk about my recent competitive success and also why competitive surfing is scored differently in Sweden

Episode 26: Single Fins Are Dumb

I talk to another guy called Luke about how dumb single fins are and also a bunch of other stuff